Total Medals Earned: 872 (From 194 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,830 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/16 (85/345 points)
Collect One Diamond!
Collect One Heart
Collect One Jetpack
Collect One Powerup
Collect Three Jetpacks
Collect Five Hearts
Collect Five Diamonds
Beat Ten Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Beat Twenty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Collect Three Powerups
Collect Fifteen Hearts
Collect Five Jetpacks
Collect Fifteen Diamonds
Collect Five Powerups
Beat Thirty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Beat the Game! (Wave Mode Only)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (65/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Get a total score of 1700.
Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect poor rat.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!